Yo mamma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."http://ymstatus.com .
Yo mamma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuctionhttp://ymstatus.com !
Yo mamma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD played skip at the radio stationhttp://ymstatus.com !
Yo mamma's so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waveshttp://ymstatus.com .
Yo mamma's so fat when she ordered a water bed they laid a blanket on the Pacific Oceanhttp://ymstatus.com .
Yo mamma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing uphttp://ymstatus.com .
Yo mamma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gashttp://ymstatus.com .
Yo mamma's so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat ass overhttp://ymstatus.com !
Yo mamma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictureshttp://ymstatus.com .
Yo mamma's so fat her belly button's got an echohttp://ymstatus.com .
