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There's no absolute truth - that's the absolute truth.

You are not drunk as long as you can lie down on the floor and maintain balance.

If you've got a hammer in your hand, everything around you looks like a nail.

The amount of intelligence in the world is constant, but the world population is increasing.

If you're feeling good, don't worry; it will soon pass!

If you're trying to show someone that something is not working, it will work.

It is easy to see the positive side of someone any problem someone else has.

If it all want well, you surely made a mistake somewhere.

The probability to meet someone you know increases when you are with someone who you don't want to be seen with.

In accounting, any addition is a minus somewhere else.

When you're searching for something, you're always find it in the last place you'd look... Because there no point looking for it further!

Why "separated" is just one word, and "one word" is written separately?

There's no absolute truth - that's the absolute truth.

You are not drunk as long as you can lie down on the floor and maintain balance.

If you've got a hammer in your hand, everything around you looks like a nail.

The amount of intelligence in the world is constant, but the world population is increasing.

Funny → Murphy's Laws

If you're feeling good, don't worry; it will soon pass!

If you're trying to show someone that something is not working, it will work.

It is easy to see the positive side of someone any problem someone else has.

If it all want well, you surely made a mistake somewhere.

The probability to meet someone you know increases when you are with someone who you don't want to be seen with.

Funny → Murphy's Laws

In accounting, any addition is a minus somewhere else.

When you're searching for something, you're always find it in the last place you'd look... Because there no point looking for it further!

Why "separated" is just one word, and "one word" is written separately?