You are an idiot! Yes, you! The one just reading this status. I know, I know, it's hard to believe. But you're the one I'm talking about!
This cat is cat how cat you cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds. [Read this without "cat"]
In this very hour, 8700 people are thinking about sex, 3400 have already done it, 2400 are about to do it. Just one is sitting and reading my status.
In beer there's strength, in wine there's health, in vodka there's fun... In water there are microbes!