Humor is the ability to see three sides of a coin.
Imagination doesn't console us for what we are not, humor is for what we are.
When you fight with your own conscience and you loose, you win!
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
A conclusion always marks the moment when you are tired of thinking.
Having a clean conscience is to have a bad memory.
A smile doesn't mean happiness, just as a tear doesn't mean pain. You can cry when you're happy, you can laugh when your heart is crying...
Learn how to defeat a tear with a smile, even when it hurts!
A memory, unfortunately, cannot be written in a book.
When you have to choose between your happiness are someone dear's happiness, choose his. If you truly love him, you will be a thousand times happier seeing him happy, and so you'll both be happy.
There's no better revenge than oblivion.
It is better to be rude and true than be sweet and fake!
Some people are constantly thinking about sex. Some never think about it.
Ideas are like diamonds: it takes longer to find them than to polish them.
It's bad when it's bad, but it's worse when there's no bad.