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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

I think I am in Heaven, because I saw an angel!

I forgot my phone number; can you remind me what's yours?

My friend want to know if you like me.

Your lips seem to be lonely. Wouldn't they like to meet mine?

Will you kiss me or do I have to lie in my diary?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass by you one more time?

Can you lend me a picture of you, so that I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?

I am looking for a girl with a USB port to transfer my generic data.

I need somebody, but not just anybody! I need that someone that needs me.

Oh, love! You have so many curves, and I have no breaks...

There's one disease that has no cure: my love for you!

Hey! Wanna exchange our chewing gums?

New: "Daughter-in-law for my mother" is in your town now! You can participate any time you want. But until then, you can still train with me!

It's a good thing to help helpless people. Take me home with you!

Kiss me and I will show you the stars. Love me and I will give them to you!

Let me introduce myself: I'm your new lover!

I would steal a smile, would you smile anymore? I would steal a kiss, would you kiss any longer? I would steal you, would you come?

Hey sexy, wanna go for a Pepsi?

Be different and unique, say YES to me!

I have 4 foals in live, but 5 fingers on my hand; you're my 5th goal.

Did you eat cement when you were little? You rock!

I'm alone... You're pretty...

On Christmas, if a fat, hairy guy comes and puts you inside a bag, don't panic! I told Santa I want you for Christmas!

Big eyes, small mouth... You're a doll!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

I think I am in Heaven, because I saw an angel!

I forgot my phone number; can you remind me what's yours?

My friend want to know if you like me.

Romance → Pickup lines

Your lips seem to be lonely. Wouldn't they like to meet mine?

Will you kiss me or do I have to lie in my diary?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass by you one more time?

Can you lend me a picture of you, so that I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?

I am looking for a girl with a USB port to transfer my generic data.

Romance → Pickup lines

I need somebody, but not just anybody! I need that someone that needs me.

Oh, love! You have so many curves, and I have no breaks...

There's one disease that has no cure: my love for you!

Hey! Wanna exchange our chewing gums?

New: "Daughter-in-law for my mother" is in your town now! You can participate any time you want. But until then, you can still train with me!

Romance → Pickup lines

It's a good thing to help helpless people. Take me home with you!

Kiss me and I will show you the stars. Love me and I will give them to you!

Let me introduce myself: I'm your new lover!

I would steal a smile, would you smile anymore? I would steal a kiss, would you kiss any longer? I would steal you, would you come?

Hey sexy, wanna go for a Pepsi?

Romance → Pickup lines

Be different and unique, say YES to me!

I have 4 foals in live, but 5 fingers on my hand; you're my 5th goal.

Did you eat cement when you were little? You rock!

I'm alone... You're pretty...

On Christmas, if a fat, hairy guy comes and puts you inside a bag, don't panic! I told Santa I want you for Christmas!

Romance → Pickup lines

Big eyes, small mouth... You're a doll!