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I think USB is a backup plan in case USA fails.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

What if the coins you randomly find in drawers and between couch cushions are actually spiders leaving them there to pay rent?

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and ten million dollars.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

Just carried groceries back in one trip. I am pretty sure I'm ready to join the Avengers.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

Sometimes, life throws you a curve ball and you just don't know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor. And than it hits you...

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

Have some fun in your life... Call in sick in places you don't even work at.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

Sometimes just to annoy my therapist, I ask: "So how does my lack of progress make you feel?"

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

Something is wrong with my Phone. The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

You know you're drunk when you sit on the toilet and try to put your seat-belt on.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

I was an accountant from the age of 21 to the age of 25 before I was fired for no apparent reason. What a waste of 8 years.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

My girlfriend is very weird. She begins every conversation with "Were you even listening to me?"

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

If you love something set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard. And leopards love no one.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

My girlfriend asked me to get her some feminine products when I went to the store. So i got her some brand new pots and pans.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

If a woman pulls a knife on you during an argument, hand her some bread and butter. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

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