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If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

I'm not smart, but when I look around I start feeling better.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

"You are what you eat..." That's strange. I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today...

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

Problems are like washing machines, they twist us, spin us and knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

I hate people that say "He's a nice person once you get to know him." They might as well just say "He's a d*ckhead, but you'll get used to it."

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

If there was a way to read a woman's mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

When someone says to me "great minds think alike" I just look at them and think "you dirty bastard."

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

When life knocks you down... calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, "you hit like a girl."

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says, "Hold my beer and watch this."

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-06-2017

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