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Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We'll see about that.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is "Goodbye".

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

A government survey reveals the prime minister is doing the work of two men. Laurel and Hardy.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: my relatives think it doesn't exist.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

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