Hey, don't look, I'm taking a shower! Perverts!
I'm in the shower. If you want to talk to me, I'll be waiting for you... Oops! I mean wait for me!
I'm chasing away my filth (taking a bath).
In the bathtub... Looking for the mermaid!
At the bathroom... I'll be back later. Much later!
I'm in the bathroom, making it rain!
DND! I'm taking a bath. Don't disturb me or I'll splash you!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ. If you are wondering where the P is, it will be running down my leg if I do not get to the bathroom soon. BRB!
Nature's calling me!