The first snow comes when Hrușcă is tuning his guitar.
Hrușcă can play the guitar without a guitar.
Every year, Hrușcă sings carols to one ole person until he becomes a baby.
Hrușcă's theorem: Ler = Ler + Ler.
When Hrușcă falls asleep, Spring comes.
Hrușcă has a photographic memory and film.
Hrușcă is busy. Can God help you with anything?
If Hrușcă wouldn't have existed, you wouldn't have had a chidhood.
One year wiser!
You are one year closer to dyeing. Happy birthday!
Being old is the thing that puts you most at risk for dying.
This year there are no more funds, so all I'm going to bring you are wishes for happiness, health, joy and love. Yours, the Easter bunny!
Happy birthday, baby Jesus!
I told Santa I wanted a cellphone, but he asked my why a cellphone? Why not a vibrator?
H-zero, H-zero, H-zero! [translation: H0H0H0]