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Murphy's Laws

The first place you should start searching for something is in the last place you'd expect it to be.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

If something is done wrong for an enough number of times, then it becomes right.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

If you do something right on your first try, no one appreciates how difficult it was.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

If things are going well somewhere, they're going terrible somewhere else.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

The probability to win the lottery grows slightly if you actually buy a ticket.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

If something works, it's a good idea not to fix it.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

There are three ways you can get a job done: you do it yourself, you hire someone else to do it or you tell your children not to do it.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

No matter what happens, there's always someone who knew it would happen like than.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

If the first thing you do in the morning is to eat a live toad, nothing worse can happen to you that day.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

All good: either it is illegal or immoral or fattening.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

There's no absolute truth - that's the absolute truth.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

You are not drunk as long as you can lie down on the floor and maintain balance.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

If you've got a hammer in your hand, everything around you looks like a nail.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

The amount of intelligence in the world is constant, but the world population is increasing.

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

If you're feeling good, don't worry; it will soon pass!

Posted by: Annonymous în 17-07-2018

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