For you, my wife, I would throw myself behind a train.
A wise man does not contradict his wife. He waits until she does it all by herself.
I told my wife that a husband is like wine - he gets better and better with time. The next day, she lock me up in the cellar.
Always give your children names ending in a vowel. So when you shout at them, you will better be better heard.
Engagement: remand before being sentenced to life imprisonment.
When a girl gets married she always thinks that she won a loved one, but most of the time she realized she lost him.
All gambling is prohibited, except marriages.
Marriage is the "best" way to destroy a perfect friendship.
Faithfulness in marriage is like an itch that you are not allowed to scratch.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is not a process of extending the love, but the mummification of the corpse.
I didn't know what happiness was until I got married. But it was too late...
When another man steals your wife, the best revenge is to let him keep her.
Women hope that their men will change after the marriage; men hpe that their women will still be the same after the marriage.
Bachelors know more about woman that married men do; if they didn't, they would also be married.