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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

"If you fall, I'll be there." – The floor

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

When a woman says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

Heaven, I believe, is right here, just waiting for us to create it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

70% of women do not trust the scales!

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep f*cking me.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

Life is hard; it's even harder if you're stupid.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

Some people are just plain stupid. If you forget, they'll remind you.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013