See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed.
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed.
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?