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Have you ever got half way through eating a horse and thought, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was?
I'm not saying I'm attractive, but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom… I turn the shower on.
Dear Pink Floyd, our education system is what happens when teachers leave the kids alone. So thanks.
When someone says to me "great minds think alike" I just look at them and think "you dirty bastard."
When life knocks you down... calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, "you hit like a girl."
According to a survey, 9 out of 10 men like women with large breast, the 10th likes the other 9 men.
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.