Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If trees could scream would we still cut them down? We might, if they did it all the time for no good reason.
A child's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you've ever heard. Of course, if it's not at 3 a.m. And you're home alone. And you don't have a child.
My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister. I replied: "What did you expect? She's my wife!"
A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs." I said "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs."
My friend, Jim, drowned last week. We placed a life jacket on his coffin... It's what he would have wanted.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If trees could scream would we still cut them down? We might, if they did it all the time for no good reason.
A child's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you've ever heard. Of course, if it's not at 3 a.m. And you're home alone. And you don't have a child.
My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister. I replied: "What did you expect? She's my wife!"
A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs." I said "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs."
My friend, Jim, drowned last week. We placed a life jacket on his coffin... It's what he would have wanted.