Don't bother clicking my name!
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If you disturb me, I will ignore you. If you annoy me, I will should you. I'm angry, do not disturb.
Just one person can bother me right now and, believe me, you're not it!
I am busy! You are ugly! Have a nice day.
For you - yes, you; the one reading my status - I'm not available. Only for the rest of the people!
Think twice before bothering me!
Now I have some stuff to do... Later I'll be busy; afterwards I'm going out. When I come back I won't have any time for you!
I've got people that work at the cemetery; I can arrange my death. DND or I'll arrange yours now.
I like chatting online... just not with you!
Leave a message after the beep; if you can't hear the beep, leave me alone!
Only the ones in my ignore list can bother me!
If I don't reply, I'm either way from the computer or I'm not in the mood to talk to you... But I'll surely be at the computer!
Go away, nobody lives here, nevermind what you want, I am not here - so just stay away!
Obviously I don't want to talk to you now. Please leave a message and I'll make sure I'll ignore it!