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Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get married, essentially what you're saying is, "I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let’s put jewelry on each other and dance."

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

In Paradise there are no marriages, evidently not to disturb the peace.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

If your girlfriend stops waxing it means you're the only one in her life.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

Don't be afraid of smart women. Loves makes them stupid too.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-06-2020

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