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I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-07-2020

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-07-2020

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-07-2020

I'm out partying and I'll be back when I want to.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-07-2020

I am out partying, if you find me, please help me get home safe.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-07-2020

I like diversity in my bed! Every night I sleep with a different pajama.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-07-2020

Unlike my phone, nature doesn't have "call waiting" service. BRB!

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

I'm offering a sacrifice to the porcelain god in my bathroom.

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

If I'm missing for a long period of time and you can read this... Help! I may have fell in the toilet!

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

I'm splashing around the toilet.

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

I'm off to be a king, on my throne [yup, I'm on the toilet].

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

My butt is having a serious conversation with the toilet.

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

Doctors say that it's good to drink 8 to 10 glasses of water per day. Unfortunately, this has some consequences. BRB!

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a warplane pilot bombing the ocean!

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

"Passion pour chocolate".. DND, I'm on the toilet!

Posted by: Annonymous în 05-07-2020

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