Smile! Tomorrow will be worse!
If something can go bad, it will go bad.
If something can't go bad, they will go bad.
If you know that there's no thing something can go wrong and you take all precautionary measures, something else will go wrong.
When things are bad somewhere, they tend to be bad everywhere.
When things start going worse, they never stop.
Things go worse under the pressure of making them perform better.
Artificial intelligence is nothing compared to natural stupidity.
No matter what you search on the internet, at least one porn site will match your search criteria.
All computers wait with the same speed.
The wrong number you call is never busy.
Teamwork is essential. It gives you the possibility to blame it on someone else.
A toy that you cannot break will be used to break other toys.
The length of a minute depends on which side of the door you are.
Never tell everything you know.