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It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

A woman is like a football player. She lays down and moans, and you're wondering if she's faking it or not.

Posted by: LookyRo în 04-07-2020

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