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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Posted by: LookyRo în 10-11-2021

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Posted by: LookyRo în 11-07-2014

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 11-07-2014

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-05-2013

In bed: It's 7:00 A.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 8:45. At work: It's 1:30 P.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 1:31 P.M.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

I don't know karate but, I do know crazy and, I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

I don't have the fear of heights; I have a fear of falling from heights.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

My opinions are like farts. So hard to hold them in. When one spills, everyone's gonna know it and at least one person is gonna leave the room.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

You were by my side when I got sick. You were by my side when they stole my wallet. You were my my side when I crashed my car. I think you're bad luck...

Posted by: Annonymous în 23-04-2013

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