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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

In bed: It's 7:00 A.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 8:45. At work: It's 1:30 P.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 1:31 P.M.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

I don't know karate but, I do know crazy and, I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

I don't have the fear of heights; I have a fear of falling from heights.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

My opinions are like farts. So hard to hold them in. When one spills, everyone's gonna know it and at least one person is gonna leave the room.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

Posted by: LookyRo în 06-04-2020

You were by my side when I got sick. You were by my side when they stole my wallet. You were my my side when I crashed my car. I think you're bad luck...

Posted by: Annonymous în 06-04-2020

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues!

Posted by: Annonymous în 06-04-2020

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