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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

If your girlfriend stops waxing it means you're the only one in her life.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

Don't be afraid of smart women. Loves makes them stupid too.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

All women dream of a loving and caring male partner; but, unfortunately, all loving and caring lovers already have a male partner.

Posted by: LookyRo în 18-01-2020

One day, your prince will show up too. Mine went the wrong way, he's lost and he's too stubborn to ask for directions.

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

At the beginning I didn't love you... But now I love you like I did, when it all began.

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

Hey, girly, how much for those melons?

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

Who loves me for who I'm am, like me; who doesn't can kiss my ass for free.

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

Last night I had a wet dream about you... I peed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff.

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

When I think that you think that I'm thinking about you, think that I think that you're thinking about me.

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

Women are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the free ones are for handicapped people.

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

I corrupt minors at home.

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

My love... love me!

Posted by: Annonymous în 18-01-2020

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