I'm not drunk; you just made me tipsy.
I'm looking for a lover; possibly unmarried!
They issues my medical certificate and said that I suffer for acute love; they recommended body heat and anesthesia base of kisses. Will you help me out with my treatment?
It's cold outside and I'm frozen. Would you like a hot tea by the candle light?
I'm looking for a daughter-in-law for my mother.
Special offer: I'm giving myself to you. I'm small and loveable, I come with an instructions manual and I have valid technical revision up to 2014!
I think you're tired, because you were running through my mind all day long!
I'm so nervous when I talk to you that I forgot my pick-up line.
Mmmm... What do I see here? You're beautiful and you've got style... It's like you were designed for me!
Where have you been all my life?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
I think I am in Heaven, because I saw an angel!
I forgot my phone number; can you remind me what's yours?
My friend want to know if you like me.
Your lips seem to be lonely. Wouldn't they like to meet mine?