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I'm in a game at the moment and I'm winning. Interrupt me and I will destroy you!

I have 3 games opened at the moment. Mario just threw a fireball towards hole 16 in the corner pocket, and you want me to chat with you?

I tried a new game but my screen exploded. DND, I'm trying to put it back together with duck tape.

I'm playing FIFA, it's the 89th minute, the 59th second, I'm in the lead by 50 goals. Maybe I'll concede a goal and lose. So DND!

A movie is watching me. DND!

I'm bored of playing on the computer, so I'm watching a movie. When I'll get bored of the movie I'll be back to the computer!

My fingers hurt from typing. So I'm watching a movie. DND!

I'm having a staring contest with the movie... Let's see who can stare longer at the other?

Don't give up. Keep trying until the movie ends - I won't reply until it does!

Lights. Camera. Action! [I'm watching a movie]

I'm on a movie... Watching a couch.

I'm watching a movie; it's one of the most efficient methods to get away from you!

Shhhhh! Quiet! I'm watching a movie. DND!

Just one person can bother me right now and, believe me, you're not it!

I am busy! You are ugly! Have a nice day.

For you - yes, you; the one reading my status - I'm not available. Only for the rest of the people!

Think twice before bothering me!

Now I have some stuff to do... Later I'll be busy; afterwards I'm going out. When I come back I won't have any time for you!

I've got people that work at the cemetery; I can arrange my death. DND or I'll arrange yours now.

I like chatting online... just not with you!

Leave a message after the beep; if you can't hear the beep, leave me alone!

Only the ones in my ignore list can bother me!

If I don't reply, I'm either way from the computer or I'm not in the mood to talk to you... But I'll surely be at the computer!

Go away, nobody lives here, nevermind what you want, I am not here - so just stay away!

Obviously I don't want to talk to you now. Please leave a message and I'll make sure I'll ignore it!