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My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

If a man keep staring at your lips he either wants to kiss you, you he noticed your mustache.

Posted by: LookyRo în 02-05-2022

Alot of things changed when my girlfirend got pregnant. Like my name, my phone number and my address.

Posted by: LookyRo în 17-02-2022

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

If your girlfriend stops waxing it means you're the only one in her life.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

Don't be afraid of smart women. Loves makes them stupid too.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Posted by: LookyRo în 07-05-2013

All women dream of a loving and caring male partner; but, unfortunately, all loving and caring lovers already have a male partner.

Posted by: LookyRo în 07-05-2013

One day, your prince will show up too. Mine went the wrong way, he's lost and he's too stubborn to ask for directions.

Posted by: Annonymous în 16-04-2013

At the beginning I didn't love you... But now I love you like I did, when it all began.

Posted by: Annonymous în 16-04-2013

Hey, girly, how much for those melons?

Posted by: Annonymous în 16-04-2013

Who loves me for who I'm am, like me; who doesn't can kiss my ass for free.

Posted by: Annonymous în 16-04-2013

Last night I had a wet dream about you... I peed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff.

Posted by: Annonymous în 16-04-2013