My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
If a man keep staring at your lips he either wants to kiss you, you he noticed your mustache.
Alot of things changed when my girlfirend got pregnant. Like my name, my phone number and my address.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
If your girlfriend stops waxing it means you're the only one in her life.
Don't be afraid of smart women. Loves makes them stupid too.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
All women dream of a loving and caring male partner; but, unfortunately, all loving and caring lovers already have a male partner.
One day, your prince will show up too. Mine went the wrong way, he's lost and he's too stubborn to ask for directions.
At the beginning I didn't love you... But now I love you like I did, when it all began.
Hey, girly, how much for those melons?
Who loves me for who I'm am, like me; who doesn't can kiss my ass for free.
Last night I had a wet dream about you... I peed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff.
When I think that you think that I'm thinking about you, think that I think that you're thinking about me.
Women are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the free ones are for handicapped people.
I corrupt minors at home.
My love... love me!
I love someone but I can't tell.
I loved you, I wanted you, I dreamed about you. If up 'til now I kept thinking only about you, now I want to tell you that I don't give a rat's ass.
I love you... But not for long.
You can look and you can want me... And, of course, forget about it!
O iubire adevărată se dă numai la o fată. Un suflet bun și curat se dă doar la un băiat.
When a girl tells you that you make her blush, it's probably just an irritation.