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- They stole my phone! What should I do? - Have you checked with the police? - I did; it wasn't them.

Posted by: LookyRo în 17-02-2022

According to a survey, 9 out of 10 men like women with large breast, the 10th likes the other 9 men.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me never to go to those places again.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

The employer, at the interview: - I will give you 500$ per month at the beginning and in three months I will raise it to 700$. When can you start? - In three months.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

A very respectful man enters a bakery: - Good day, I would like a cake. It's my wife's birthday. - How many candles? - 30 - The usual!

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

- Defendant, do you recognize this knife? - Yes, your honor. - So you confess the crime. - I don't confess anything. But you showed it to me four times. Of course I recognize it!

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

- That's the similarity between politicians and pigeons? - As long as they're small, they eat out of your hand. But then they get high enough, they sh*t on you!

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

- Dad, what is oral sex? my daughter asked me. Embarrassed I said: It's none of your business! - OK, I'll go ask mom. I started laughing and I told her: - You can go, she has no idea either!

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

My boss told me: - Do you think you can come at the office on Saturday? I know it's your day off and maybe you have plans, but I need you! - OK, no problem, I said. But there's probably going to be a lot of traffic so I might be late. - So when will you be here? - Monday.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013

- My friend, I have no luck in mariage. - How come? - My first wife ran away with an Italian guy. - And this one? - This one doesn't want to go away!

Posted by: user1367770636 în 14-05-2013

If you're scared of the end of the world, come to Romania. We're set back 50 years!

Posted by: Annonymous în 23-04-2013

What are the 70 things a woman should know how to do? 69 and how to cook.

Posted by: Annonymous în 23-04-2013

The bride is a little pregnant, because she was slightly raped.

Posted by: Annonymous în 23-04-2013

The 4 miracles of a woman: she gets wet without going into water, she bleeds without cutting herself, she gives milk without having to eat grass and she answers without being asked.

Posted by: Annonymous în 23-04-2013

What's green, small and runs through the forest in a a pack? - A pack of cucumbers.

Posted by: Annonymous în 23-04-2013