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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I proposed a toast once but the bread said "no".

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

There were a couple girls banging on my bedroom door all last night. What's a guy to do? I had to let them out.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!

Posted by: LookyRo în 02-05-2022

I'm drowning fishes.

Posted by: Annonymous în 28-04-2022

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-04-2022

Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-04-2022

A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-04-2022

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-04-2022

What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-04-2022

I lost 1000 calories in 3 seconds! How? I dropped by food on the floor.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-04-2022

I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade".

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-02-2022

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-02-2022

I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-02-2022

Geology rocks, but geography's where it's at.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-02-2022