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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I proposed a toast once but the bread said "no".

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? You wanna ride bikes?

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

He thinks I'm crazy for him, but I was crazy before him.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

There were a couple girls banging on my bedroom door all last night. What's a guy to do? I had to let them out.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

There are 2 types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself: "This changes everything".

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I wonder what "don't touch" is in Braille.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

My scarecrow received an award for being outstanding in his field.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022