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One day, 0 and 8 meet. 0 says to 8: Wow, you got a belt!

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

What do you call Six without the S? Nine.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

Solar energy is the future, but it won't happen overnight.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

My friend, Jim, drowned last week. We placed a life jacket on his coffin... It's what he would have wanted.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I proposed a toast once but the bread said "no".

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? You wanna ride bikes?

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

He thinks I'm crazy for him, but I was crazy before him.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

There were a couple girls banging on my bedroom door all last night. What's a guy to do? I had to let them out.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

There are 2 types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022