The Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs boson in here. The Higgs boson says, “But without me how can you have mass?”
A statistician walks into just your average bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve statisticians.” The statistician says, “Well you’re just mean.”
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve neutrinos in this bar.” The neutrino says “Hey, I was just passing through.”
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve bacteria in this bar.” The bacterias say, “But we work here, we’re Staph.”
A room temperature super conductor walks into the bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve room temperature super conductors here.” The room temperature super conductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and when the neutron asks how much his tab is, the barkeep responds, “for you? No charge.”
A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says we don’t serve viruses. The virus replaces the bartender and says, “Now we do.”
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases.” The infectious disease says “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.