Young, handsome, got lots of money, an expensive car. Looking for a new status.
My must be a stalker if you're reading this status!
The funny thing about this status is that by the time you figure out it is just a pointless text, you're done reading. Too late!
Broken status. Please use another one!
Nope, no wise status today!
This space is dedicated for my status.
Status under construction.
Free status. Looking for a new one!
This space can be rented for just 99 dollars/month!
HTTP Error: This status is unavailable!
This status is too cool to be displayed. Try again later!
-This status has been censored-!
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Scratch here and you can win a brand new screen.
1, 2, 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7... Pfuu, there are a lot of idiots reading my status!
Studies show that people reading this status while holding the mouse are wankers.
You are an idiot! Yes, you! The one just reading this status. I know, I know, it's hard to believe. But you're the one I'm talking about!
If you read this, bad luck will follow you for all you life!
Research shows that an idiot is now reading this status.
This cat is cat how cat you cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds. [Read this without "cat"]
I'm counting the number stupid people online; if I skipped you, just tell me!
1f u C4n r34D 7h1s u r34lly n33d 7o G37 l41d!
In this very hour, 8700 people are thinking about sex, 3400 have already done it, 2400 are about to do it. Just one is sitting and reading my status.