Unlike my phone, nature doesn't have "call waiting" service. BRB!
I'm offering a sacrifice to the porcelain god in my bathroom.
If I'm missing for a long period of time and you can read this... Help! I may have fell in the toilet!
I'm splashing around the toilet.
I'm off to be a king, on my throne [yup, I'm on the toilet].
My butt is having a serious conversation with the toilet.
Doctors say that it's good to drink 8 to 10 glasses of water per day. Unfortunately, this has some consequences. BRB!
I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a warplane pilot bombing the ocean!
"Passion pour chocolate".. DND, I'm on the toilet!
I'm wetting the flowers in the bathroom.
I;m away. If I'm not back in 5 minutes, it means I feel in the toilet!
Red code in my belly; do not disturb or it will get smelly.
I'm in the bathroom, making a bet with the toilet.
I'm gonna pee on myself! If you disturb me, I'm going to pee on you too!
Taking a shower - another year passed by!
Hey, don't look, I'm taking a shower! Perverts!
I'm in the shower. If you want to talk to me, I'll be waiting for you... Oops! I mean wait for me!
I'm chasing away my filth (taking a bath).
In the bathtub... Looking for the mermaid!
At the bathroom... I'll be back later. Much later!
I'm in the bathroom, making it rain!
DND! I'm taking a bath. Don't disturb me or I'll splash you!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ. If you are wondering where the P is, it will be running down my leg if I do not get to the bathroom soon. BRB!
Nature's calling me!