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Having sex with me is like a pandemic: it lasts long but it's not nice.

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: you don't have to wear a mask if we're in the church.

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: if it happens to you, you lost your taste.

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: after some time, no one knows what's going on.

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Having sex with me is like a pandemic: there are all kind of restrictions.

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: you can't wait for it to be over.

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: from time to time you have to test yourself.

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: you hope tests don't come out positive.

Having sex with me is like a pandemic: my relatives think it doesn't exist.

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Jesus is well again!

I hope the Easter bunny will grant you a visit this year, although I know you haven't been as nice as you seem to be!

Knock! Knock! Today I hatched specifically for you, to wish you a happy Easter with laughter and joy.

The Easter bunny called and told me I'll be your gift for Easter. I'm in a little dilemma! I should be in your garden on Easter morning, but you don't have a garden... Should I climb up the balcony?

- He is back. - From the dead. - And He is more powerful than ever. - The new Christ 2009! - Alive and kicking!

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Hrușcă doesn't ask himself anything, he answers himself.

Hrușcă once played in a mute Indian film.

When the Sun falls, Hrușcă makes a wish.

When Hrușcă writes carols, he doesn't move his hand. The paper moves under his pen.

When Hrușcă is sick, Christmas is postponed.

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73% of children today want to become Hrușcă.

Hrușcă doesn't miss the train, the train misses Hrușcă.

Jesus was bord so that Hrușcă could sing.

Hrușcă learned how to sing carols before he learned how to walk and talk.

Hrușcă was kidnapped by aliens to hold a great concert.

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The first snow comes when Hrușcă is tuning his guitar.