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This user is away. He will be back when he will return!

Out of my mind. Back in five!

Keep calm, not even I don't know where I am. But I know I'm not here!

I'll be back in a couple of minutes... If not, read this status again!

I'll be back in a couple of hours. I didn't say starting from when.

If I'm not back in half an hour... please wait a little longer.

I'm away; please talk in a bag and when I come back you'll just give me the bag!

Away. If you need anything, leave a message after the beep: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

This user is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after your BUZZ!

Away over 7 seas and 7 countries, 7 waters and 7 continents, 7 mountains and 7 hills, 7 plains and 7 mounds, 7 pools and 7 lakes, 7 springs and 7 meadows, 7 cities and 7 neighborhoods, 7 blocks and 7 houses... Where not even your messages can reach me!

I'm away from the keyboard at the moment, but if you'll scream loud enough at your screen, I might just hear you.

I am away! I don't know when I'll be back! Hopefully 10 minutes from NOW!

This user is away. He will be back when he will return!

Out of my mind. Back in five!

Keep calm, not even I don't know where I am. But I know I'm not here!

I'll be back in a couple of minutes... If not, read this status again!

Away → Away

I'll be back in a couple of hours. I didn't say starting from when.

If I'm not back in half an hour... please wait a little longer.

I'm away; please talk in a bag and when I come back you'll just give me the bag!

Away. If you need anything, leave a message after the beep: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

This user is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after your BUZZ!

Away → Away

Away over 7 seas and 7 countries, 7 waters and 7 continents, 7 mountains and 7 hills, 7 plains and 7 mounds, 7 pools and 7 lakes, 7 springs and 7 meadows, 7 cities and 7 neighborhoods, 7 blocks and 7 houses... Where not even your messages can reach me!

I'm away from the keyboard at the moment, but if you'll scream loud enough at your screen, I might just hear you.

I am away! I don't know when I'll be back! Hopefully 10 minutes from NOW!