Yes, I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive how stupid I was and forget you.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
You're not stupid. You just have bad luck when you think.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Whoever suggested that haircut you're wearing must really have a sense of humor.