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My wife asked for me to hand her her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She's still not talking to me.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

What does a lawyer wear to court? A lawsuit.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

Old MacDonald had a dolphin. E-E-E-E-E.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

I've got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, but don't worry. I'll return.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

Son: "Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?" Dad: "Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable."

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

At first I was confused about why they wanted me to carry a Geiger counter, but then it clicked!

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world!

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022

I made a pun about the wind but it blows.

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022

Never trust atoms, they make up everything!

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

Posted by: LookyRo în 03-05-2022