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One day, 0 and 8 meet. 0 says to 8: Wow, you got a belt!

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

What do you call Six without the S? Nine.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

Solar energy is the future, but it won't happen overnight.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-06-2022

Whiteboards are remarkable.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

Pollen is what happens when flowers can't keep it in their plants.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both "lefts", which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

My wife asked for me to hand her her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She's still not talking to me.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

What does a lawyer wear to court? A lawsuit.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

Old MacDonald had a dolphin. E-E-E-E-E.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

I've got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, but don't worry. I'll return.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

Son: "Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?" Dad: "Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable."

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022