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I fucked a girl with one leg last night, probably should have used my cock.

I enjoy breasts of all sizes and shapes. I appreciate varietitty.

I'm not saying I'm attractive, but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom… I turn the shower on.

My hot neighbor sunbathes topless in her garden. My wife hates her. Personally, I'm on the fence.

I fucked a girl with one leg last night, probably should have used my cock.

I enjoy breasts of all sizes and shapes. I appreciate varietitty.

I'm not saying I'm attractive, but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom… I turn the shower on.

My hot neighbor sunbathes topless in her garden. My wife hates her. Personally, I'm on the fence.