I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
I'm out partying and I'll be back when I want to.
I am out partying, if you find me, please help me get home safe.
I like diversity in my bed! Every night I sleep with a different pajama.
Unlike my phone, nature doesn't have "call waiting" service. BRB!
I'm offering a sacrifice to the porcelain god in my bathroom.
If I'm missing for a long period of time and you can read this... Help! I may have fell in the toilet!
I'm splashing around the toilet.
I'm off to be a king, on my throne [yup, I'm on the toilet].
My butt is having a serious conversation with the toilet.
Doctors say that it's good to drink 8 to 10 glasses of water per day. Unfortunately, this has some consequences. BRB!
I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a warplane pilot bombing the ocean!
"Passion pour chocolate".. DND, I'm on the toilet!
I'm wetting the flowers in the bathroom.
I;m away. If I'm not back in 5 minutes, it means I feel in the toilet!
Red code in my belly; do not disturb or it will get smelly.
I'm in the bathroom, making a bet with the toilet.
I'm gonna pee on myself! If you disturb me, I'm going to pee on you too!
I heard that they want to kidnap me... So I'm trying to get fat, to make it harder or them. BRB!
Filling myself up (eating)!
I have an illness called hunger. I'm off to heal myself!
Ițm getting myself fat at the moment... BRB!
Statistics say that people who eat tend to live longer than those who don't. I want to live long!