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Selfishness destroys all forms of love!

Posted by: Annonymous în 28-04-2022

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

Posted by: LookyRo în 11-07-2014

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-05-2013

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-05-2013

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-05-2013

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-05-2013

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Posted by: LookyRo în 28-05-2013

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-05-2013

Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-05-2013

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-05-2013

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-05-2013

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun".

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing – that's why we recommend it daily.

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013