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The days are long, but the years are short.

Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

If you are silent about your pain, they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it.

Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war.

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A child who does not receive warmth from the village will burn it down to feel it.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Selfishness destroys all forms of love!

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It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

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If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.

Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching.

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun".

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing – that's why we recommend it daily.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.