I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
I like diversity in my bed! Every night I sleep with a different pajama.
I'm dreaming that I'm sleeping.
Can someone, please, turn off the Sun? I'm trying to sleep!
I'm sleeping in my sleep.
Shhhh! I'm trying out my pillow. I'll get to you after I get the results back.
I'm sleeping, you are reading my status. I'm not sure why, but I don't envy you at all!
If you are reading this, I'm already dead! Just kidding! But some people really die in their sleep. Sweet dreams!
I am sleeping with a night lamp on. Not because I am afraid of dark, but because the dark is afraid of me!
I'm receiving a visit from the sandman.
Sleep is sooooo gooood. I'm so tired that I might fall asleep on the keyboarfnjlascbxzhvxzzzz...
Always wear a nice pajamas when sleeping; you never know who you might end up meeting with. I'm wearing one right now!
I'm counting sheep, do not disturb. If I make a mistake and can't fall asleep, it's all your fault!
I love the inside of my eyelids. I simply adore them!
I'm sleeping on my keyboard. If I reply, it means that I'm talking in my sleep!
Head in pillow.
I'm asleep, shh! I'm not talking in my sleep!
I'm looking inside my eyelids; when I'm done, I'll get back to you!
I'm asleep. Wake me up so you can see I'm asleep.
I'm asleep. If you want to leave a message to wake me up and talk... Guess what? Never gonna happen!
I have a dream... A dream where chickens will cross the read without people having to ask why!
I'm chasing my pillow under my blanket (I'm sleeping)!
DND! I'm trying to close my eyelids!
Shh! I have a serious conversation with my pillow!