A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs." I said "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs."
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery.
My friend, Jim, drowned last week. We placed a life jacket on his coffin... It's what he would have wanted.