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My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

If a man keep staring at your lips he either wants to kiss you, you he noticed your mustache.

I love you not just for what you are, but also for what I am when I'm around you.

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Alot of things changed when my girlfirend got pregnant. Like my name, my phone number and my address.

Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get married, essentially what you're saying is, "I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let’s put jewelry on each other and dance."

Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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In Paradise there are no marriages, evidently not to disturb the peace.

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

If your girlfriend stops waxing it means you're the only one in her life.

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Don't be afraid of smart women. Loves makes them stupid too.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

All women dream of a loving and caring male partner; but, unfortunately, all loving and caring lovers already have a male partner.

You are a flower, a great star that shines in my heart; a smile that warms me up. I always feel you besides me and that's why I love you!

If you want to know how much we love each other, you'd better go outside the rain and hold your palms up. The amount of raindrops you can catch is how much you love me. The amount of raindrops you miss is how much I love you!

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What I'm writing now are not words, but pieces of my heart and soul; love cannot be written, only felt.