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My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

Posted by: LookyRo în 05-05-2022

If a man keep staring at your lips he either wants to kiss you, you he noticed your mustache.

Posted by: LookyRo în 02-05-2022

I love you not just for what you are, but also for what I am when I'm around you.

Posted by: LookyRo în 02-05-2022

Alot of things changed when my girlfirend got pregnant. Like my name, my phone number and my address.

Posted by: LookyRo în 17-02-2022

Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get married, essentially what you're saying is, "I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let’s put jewelry on each other and dance."

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Posted by: LookyRo în 21-05-2013

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Posted by: LookyRo în 20-05-2013

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Posted by: LookyRo în 15-05-2013

In Paradise there are no marriages, evidently not to disturb the peace.

Posted by: LookyRo în 14-05-2013