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Alot of things changed when my girlfirend got pregnant. Like my name, my phone number and my address.
Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get married, essentially what you're saying is, "I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let’s put jewelry on each other and dance."
Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
All women dream of a loving and caring male partner; but, unfortunately, all loving and caring lovers already have a male partner.
You are a flower, a great star that shines in my heart; a smile that warms me up. I always feel you besides me and that's why I love you!
If you want to know how much we love each other, you'd better go outside the rain and hold your palms up. The amount of raindrops you can catch is how much you love me. The amount of raindrops you miss is how much I love you!
What I'm writing now are not words, but pieces of my heart and soul; love cannot be written, only felt.