Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get married, essentially what you're saying is, "I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let’s put jewelry on each other and dance."
If you want to know how much we love each other, you'd better go outside the rain and hold your palms up. The amount of raindrops you can catch is how much you love me. The amount of raindrops you miss is how much I love you!