A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs." I said "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs."
My friend, Jim, drowned last week. We placed a life jacket on his coffin... It's what he would have wanted.
I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Maybe Hitler wouldn't have been so grumpy if people hadn't left him hanging for high-fives all the time.
You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs." I said "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs."
My friend, Jim, drowned last week. We placed a life jacket on his coffin... It's what he would have wanted.
I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Maybe Hitler wouldn't have been so grumpy if people hadn't left him hanging for high-fives all the time.
You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.