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Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-05-2013

Liquid antiseptic for external wounds. Whiskey for internal wounds.

Posted by: LookyRo în 22-05-2013

I don't have a drinking problem, unless I can't find a drink.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

I'm at my computer, I'm just too drunk to type anything meaningful right now.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

I live my life one shot at a time.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

I don't have drinking problems, I am just very thirsty.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

I'm drinking my problems away. Since I have a drinking problem, this may take a while.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

If I was sober, I would have inserted a witty away message between these two arrows: --><--.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

Party hardy, friends forever, out all nite, we'll be together, stay till dawn, then home to sleep, can't wait to do it all again next week.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

If you can read this message without any trouble, you obviously have a lack of alcohol.

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla... FLOOR!

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?

Posted by: LookyRo în 16-05-2013

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk!

Posted by: Annonymous în 25-04-2013

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