About marriage

Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get married, essentially what you're saying is, "I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let’s put jewelry on each other and dance."

Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

In Paradise there are no marriages, evidently not to disturb the peace.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

A psychologist is someone who charges you money to ask you the same question your wife asks for free.

Some men love their wives so much that, in order not to overuse them, they use other women.

A mother-in-law is like a spice mix - she mixes in everything I do.

If your father is not a millionaire, it is not your fault. But if not ever your father-in-law is not a millionaire, you have no excuse!

The engagement ring is the smallest cuff in the world.

For you, my wife, I would throw myself behind a train.

A wise man does not contradict his wife. He waits until she does it all by herself.

I told my wife that a husband is like wine - he gets better and better with time. The next day, she lock me up in the cellar.

Always give your children names ending in a vowel. So when you shout at them, you will better be better heard.

Engagement: remand before being sentenced to life imprisonment.

When a girl gets married she always thinks that she won a loved one, but most of the time she realized she lost him.

All gambling is prohibited, except marriages.

Marriage is the "best" way to destroy a perfect friendship.

Faithfulness in marriage is like an itch that you are not allowed to scratch.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get married, essentially what you're saying is, "I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let’s put jewelry on each other and dance."

Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

In Paradise there are no marriages, evidently not to disturb the peace.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

A psychologist is someone who charges you money to ask you the same question your wife asks for free.

Some men love their wives so much that, in order not to overuse them, they use other women.

A mother-in-law is like a spice mix - she mixes in everything I do.

If your father is not a millionaire, it is not your fault. But if not ever your father-in-law is not a millionaire, you have no excuse!

The engagement ring is the smallest cuff in the world.

For you, my wife, I would throw myself behind a train.

A wise man does not contradict his wife. He waits until she does it all by herself.

I told my wife that a husband is like wine - he gets better and better with time. The next day, she lock me up in the cellar.

Always give your children names ending in a vowel. So when you shout at them, you will better be better heard.

Engagement: remand before being sentenced to life imprisonment.

When a girl gets married she always thinks that she won a loved one, but most of the time she realized she lost him.

All gambling is prohibited, except marriages.

Marriage is the "best" way to destroy a perfect friendship.

Faithfulness in marriage is like an itch that you are not allowed to scratch.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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