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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I proposed a toast once but the bread said "no".

Posted by: LookyRo în 27-05-2022

I'm drowning fishes.

Posted by: Annonymous în 28-04-2022

I'm levitating on the toilet lid.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

Two policemen counted a ball. The result is unknown.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I'm training ants.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I'm swinging a sock.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I'm chasing snails.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I'm counting an apple.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I see voices.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I lost my tractor!

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I'm listening to the grass grow.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

I'm straightening up some bananas.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

Tying crows to the fence.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

Washing off the dead guys.

Posted by: Annonymous în 29-04-2013

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