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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

I proposed a toast once but the bread said "no".

I'm drowning fishes.

I'm levitating on the toilet lid.

Two policemen counted a ball. The result is unknown.

I'm training ants.

I'm swinging a sock.

I'm chasing snails.

I'm counting an apple.

I lost my tractor!

I'm listening to the grass grow.

I'm straightening up some bananas.

Tying crows to the fence.

Washing off the dead guys.

Tickling a fly.

I'm waling my shadow.

I;m making square circles!

idontthinkyoullbeabletoreadthis.

Best defense against the atomic bomb is not to be there when it explodes.

I'm inflating blown up balloons.

Two skeletons are pulling their skins off.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

I proposed a toast once but the bread said "no".

I'm drowning fishes.

I'm levitating on the toilet lid.

Others → Dull

Two policemen counted a ball. The result is unknown.

I'm training ants.

I'm swinging a sock.

I'm chasing snails.

I'm counting an apple.

Others → Dull

I lost my tractor!

I'm listening to the grass grow.

I'm straightening up some bananas.

Tying crows to the fence.

Others → Dull

Washing off the dead guys.

Tickling a fly.

I'm waling my shadow.

I;m making square circles!

idontthinkyoullbeabletoreadthis.

Others → Dull

Best defense against the atomic bomb is not to be there when it explodes.

I'm inflating blown up balloons.

Two skeletons are pulling their skins off.