I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.
I proposed a toast once but the bread said "no".
I'm drowning fishes.
I'm levitating on the toilet lid.
Two policemen counted a ball. The result is unknown.
I'm training ants.
I'm swinging a sock.
I'm chasing snails.
I'm counting an apple.
I see voices.
I lost my tractor!
I'm listening to the grass grow.
I'm straightening up some bananas.
Tying crows to the fence.
Washing off the dead guys.
Tickling a fly.
I'm waling my shadow.
I;m making square circles!
Best defense against the atomic bomb is not to be there when it explodes.
I'm inflating blown up balloons.
Two skeletons are pulling their skins off.