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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

You never know what you have until you clean your room.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

The one who laughs last, thinks slower.

If you wake up early you'll sleep less.

Better fat from drinking beer than hunched from working.

If you wake up early you will see the others sleeping.

The ugly one is not beautiful; but she's smart. That stupid little f**k!

Compared to beauty, stupidity is forever.

Rather than being poor and sick, I'd better be rich and healthy.

Rather than being a poor intelligent person, it's better to be a dumb billionaire.

The one who laughs last will be the last one who laughs!

The person who smiles when things turn for the worse have already thought who to blame it on.

If you wake up early, you'll be tired.

It's said that if you study to hard you will feel a pain in your stomach. It's also said that if you believe this you're a dumbass.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

You never know what you have until you clean your room.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Funny → Weird proverbs

The one who laughs last, thinks slower.

If you wake up early you'll sleep less.

Better fat from drinking beer than hunched from working.

If you wake up early you will see the others sleeping.

The ugly one is not beautiful; but she's smart. That stupid little f**k!

Funny → Weird proverbs

Compared to beauty, stupidity is forever.

Rather than being poor and sick, I'd better be rich and healthy.

Rather than being a poor intelligent person, it's better to be a dumb billionaire.

The one who laughs last will be the last one who laughs!

The person who smiles when things turn for the worse have already thought who to blame it on.

Funny → Weird proverbs

If you wake up early, you'll be tired.

It's said that if you study to hard you will feel a pain in your stomach. It's also said that if you believe this you're a dumbass.