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Women are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the free ones are for handicapped people.

I corrupt minors at home.

My love... love me!

I love someone but I can't tell.

I loved you, I wanted you, I dreamed about you. If up 'til now I kept thinking only about you, now I want to tell you that I don't give a rat's ass.

I love you... But not for long.

You can look and you can want me... And, of course, forget about it!

O iubire adevărată se dă numai la o fată. Un suflet bun și curat se dă doar la un băiat.

When a girl tells you that you make her blush, it's probably just an irritation.

Too bad the bull doesn't realize that the cow really loves him.

I miss missing you.

When love gives you wings, fly away.

Don't cry because it's over, but smile because you're finally free.

Love is a swimming pool in which fools fall; but I was pushed into it.

I would like to love you, but there's no one to love.

Every love story has a balcony, like Romeo and Juliette, on which you later spread your laundry.

My dream slu... Love... I declare my love to you if you let me declare your death.

I know you think you're precious, but I know you since you were on sale.

In the morning I can't eat, because I keep thinking about you. At lunch I don't eat, because I keep thinking about you. At night I can't sleep. because I'm hungry!

I love you/ I miss you/ I need you/ I am a girl/ You are a boy/ There's nothing stronger than us.

It's so cold! My tears are frozen and I cannot smile. I live in a dream long gone and I can't come back to life!

I learned that you have to break up with someone with warm words. It may be the last time you ever see that person.

You stole my heart and took it with you. You left me in a place where I can't see, from where I cannot get away. Help me and hold me in your arms!

A breeze, a wave, a cloud, a magnificent kiss, a touch, a caress... All called love! The feeling is there, you are far away, and I dream of you!

I'm just a tear falling and there's no one there to take care of me. I will be wiped out, I will fall. What will happen to me?