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I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I heard that they want to kidnap me... So I'm trying to get fat, to make it harder or them. BRB!

Filling myself up (eating)!

I have an illness called hunger. I'm off to heal myself!

Ițm getting myself fat at the moment... BRB!

Statistics say that people who eat tend to live longer than those who don't. I want to live long!

The food is in my kitchen it's screaming my name; the chololate is the loudest. I'd better see what's up!

My refrigerator is running... I'm running after it!

My stomach is talking to me; I'm answering it!

I'm doing that thing again. You know: taking some food, putting it in my mouth, swallowing it... I'm repeating the whole thing until my stomach is full!

My mother said not to talk while eating.

I'm eating at the moment. Do not disturb or I will bite you!

I'm so hungry that I think my stomach is eating itself. I'm trying to calm it down.

Filling my tummy with something very yummy.

I'm eating food... Food is good... It gives me strength to do all sort of things... Things are good... Oh yeah, that's why I eat.

Food is like gasoline. People are like cars. Gasoline fuels car. Food fuels people. I'm refueling at the moment!

Do not disturb. Special inspection at the fridge!

Maybe the pig is stupid, but it's got a delicious brain!

My stomach whispered to my ear that it's hungry... I'll be back when he'll whisper that he's hungry.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I heard that they want to kidnap me... So I'm trying to get fat, to make it harder or them. BRB!

Filling myself up (eating)!

I have an illness called hunger. I'm off to heal myself!

Away → Food, eating

Ițm getting myself fat at the moment... BRB!

Statistics say that people who eat tend to live longer than those who don't. I want to live long!

The food is in my kitchen it's screaming my name; the chololate is the loudest. I'd better see what's up!

My refrigerator is running... I'm running after it!

My stomach is talking to me; I'm answering it!

Away → Food, eating

I'm doing that thing again. You know: taking some food, putting it in my mouth, swallowing it... I'm repeating the whole thing until my stomach is full!

My mother said not to talk while eating.

I'm eating at the moment. Do not disturb or I will bite you!

I'm so hungry that I think my stomach is eating itself. I'm trying to calm it down.

Filling my tummy with something very yummy.

Away → Food, eating

I'm eating food... Food is good... It gives me strength to do all sort of things... Things are good... Oh yeah, that's why I eat.

Food is like gasoline. People are like cars. Gasoline fuels car. Food fuels people. I'm refueling at the moment!

Do not disturb. Special inspection at the fridge!

Maybe the pig is stupid, but it's got a delicious brain!

My stomach whispered to my ear that it's hungry... I'll be back when he'll whisper that he's hungry.