I hate people that say "I find that funny" when I make a humorous observation. M*****ker, I went out and looked for it, you ain't found shit!
According to Cannibal Holocaust, South American native tribes were the first to roast the guest of honor.
I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
In bed: It's 7:00 A.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 8:45. At work: It's 1:30 P.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 1:31 P.M.
My opinions are like farts. So hard to hold them in. When one spills, everyone's gonna know it and at least one person is gonna leave the room.
You were by my side when I got sick. You were by my side when they stole my wallet. You were my my side when I crashed my car. I think you're bad luck...
I hate people that say "I find that funny" when I make a humorous observation. M*****ker, I went out and looked for it, you ain't found shit!
According to Cannibal Holocaust, South American native tribes were the first to roast the guest of honor.
I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
In bed: It's 7:00 A.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 8:45. At work: It's 1:30 P.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 1:31 P.M.
My opinions are like farts. So hard to hold them in. When one spills, everyone's gonna know it and at least one person is gonna leave the room.
You were by my side when I got sick. You were by my side when they stole my wallet. You were my my side when I crashed my car. I think you're bad luck...