YMStatus.com

The best statuses to share with your friends!

If you're feeling good, don't worry; it will soon pass!

If you're trying to show someone that something is not working, it will work.

It is easy to see the positive side of someone any problem someone else has.

If it all want well, you surely made a mistake somewhere.

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The probability to meet someone you know increases when you are with someone who you don't want to be seen with.

In accounting, any addition is a minus somewhere else.

When you're searching for something, you're always find it in the last place you'd look... Because there no point looking for it further!

Why "separated" is just one word, and "one word" is written separately?

Young, handsome, got lots of money, an expensive car. Looking for a new status.

Funny statuses

My must be a stalker if you're reading this status!

The funny thing about this status is that by the time you figure out it is just a pointless text, you're done reading. Too late!

Broken status. Please use another one!

ihopeitwonttakelonguntilyoufigureoutthatthisisauselesstatusandtheresnopointreadingit!

Nope, no wise status today!

Funny statuses

This space is dedicated for my status.

Status under construction.

Free status. Looking for a new one!

This space can be rented for just 99 dollars/month!

HTTP Error: This status is unavailable!

Funny statuses

This status is too cool to be displayed. Try again later!

-This status has been censored-!

Status, change!

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Funny statuses

1, 2, 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7... Pfuu, there are a lot of idiots reading my status!