Tell me, does it hurt? Yes? Oh yes! It hurts. I'll put it in slower. Still hurts. OK, let's try another shoe!
A unidentified corpse was been found today. It was short, ugly, bald, no brain found and had a little penis. I'm scared, tell me you're OK!
Last minute notice: The toffee room of Dinamo Bucharest was stolen. Two chairs and a table have been reported missing!
Cronus cut off his father's testicles, Uranus, which were the personification of the sky. I think he was right: you can imagine a sky with testicles?