Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it!
A man must learn to be logic, not to be able to do the right thing, but to be able to quickly do the right thing.
Lord, give me strength to change the things I can change! Give me strength to accept the things I cannot change! And give me the power to see which is which!
Some people are too educated to speak with their mouths full, but others have no shame speaking with their heads empty.
If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I would wait under the bridge and catch them!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone notices it, but you're the only one knowing that warm feeling it brings to you!